Scene 1
A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, (Star Wars theme song starts playing) there was a family consisted of 5 family members. A parents, eldest son, daughter and youngest boy. They are just a normal family living a suburb area until one day the father receives a small package which contains tickets to a vacation in a faraway island. He decides to keep it a secret from the family and bring them on a wild plane ride.
(Father comes out of the toilet)
FATHER: Hey guys!! Guess what??
KIDS: You forgot to put on your pants again?
(Father looked down and check to see if his pants was there or not)
FATHER: No, I remember them this time. What I want to show you guys is this! (Takes out the package)
KIDS: Your underwear??
FATHER: (Looks at the package labeled underwear) Oh…..my bad…not that but this one!! (Takes out the real package)
TOM: What is that?
FATHER: Have you all been wondering why we are on this plane? (Looks frustrated)
KIDS: Errr..no?
FATHER: (loses patience) GAH! We're going on a trip to an island! GOSH! Don’t you guys know what I have sacrifice for us so that we all can go on this trip? After all of the hard work and late shifts that I took in these past months just so that I can make more money for us. To make my family happy and healthy. That is the sacrifice of a father. It’s a big responsibility but do you guys even care?? Noooo…….all you guys do is moan! Do you guys even think about me? Huh? (Looks at kids)
KIDS: (fell asleep and started to snore)
FATHER: GAHHH!!!
The family arrived at the island
MOM: Wow!! What a beautiful island! The calm breeze, the smooth sea, the fresh air, the greenery of the plants and trees, and the…. (Alex interrupts)
ALEX: (spots a skeleton) SKELETONS!! Wow! They even have cool skeletons here! I bet this is going to be an exciting trip!
TOM: (something in the ground) Hey Jerry, I found something (starts digging)
JERRY: Whoa! It’s a diamond! It’s so shiny and pretty! I wonder how much its worth?
(Just then Indiana Jones swings in and steals the diamond)
INDIANA JONES: I’m guessing that you’ll never find out!! Hahahahaha!!! So long losers!
(One of the kids threw a snake at Indiana Jones)
INDIANA JONES: Curse you! You have found out my weakness. I SHALL RETURN WITH REVENGE!!! (Disappear into the darkness)
ALEX: Wow..he's so man ( Tom and Jerry stares at her ) I mean MEAN..sorry
MOM: Ok kids, enough playing, help set up the tents! I think it’s going to rain. (Kids look up at the sky and the sun couldn’t shine any brighter and gave a weird look at their mother)
KIDS: Yes mum, (3 goes into the plane and grab the tents and started setting them up)
FATHER: Yeah! Now that we have built ourselves some comfortable tents let’s get some sleep. Tomorrow our adventure beginsssssssss. (Air guitars)
JERRY: But it’s 6 pm father. The sun is still up. I want to go play some more!
FATHER: Just be quiet and go to sleep young man!! (Threw a pillow at Jerry)
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Scene 2
The family slept the entire night peacefully. But during their time of sleep, the parents were kidnapped and their plane was gone. The kids woke up.
TOM: Guys..GUYS! Wake up!
JERRY: What’s the problem Tom? Man what time is it? (Looks at the clock) It’s 7 am! Just go back to sleep.
ALEX: Yeah, why did u wake me up from candy land?
TOM: Mom and Dad are gone!!! I had this wonderful dream where I was a prince and I was about to marry the princess when I heard a weird noise that woke me up. Then I searched mom and dad’s tent and they weren’t there!!
ALEX: WHAT?! They probably out by the beach..they couldn’t have left us. I mean what kind of parents would just leave their cute little children alone in an unknown island? They’ll be back (in the Terminator’s voice). Don’t worry. Just go back to sleep.
TOM:No, I couldn’t find them, moreover, the plane’s gone. How can you explain that then? They don’t even know how to drive let alone fly off with the plane by themselves.
JERRY: Are you serious??
TOM: Think I’m joking at time like this?
JERRY: THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE????
TOM: That’s not the point man!! Can you focus??!!
JERRY: Alright….alright I’m sorry. Just surprised me that’s all. But where would they be? They can’t just leave us here..I barely know how to fold my blankey!
ALEX: Oh man~ This is not good, what if..there’s werewolves. I hate those things man. They frighten me!
JERRY: They frighten everyone!!
TOM: I don’t know, I really don’t know. (X-files theme song starts playing)
So for 2 hours the kids just sat there and do nothing. Alex was walking up and down the shore. Jerry made a sand castle when suddenly Tom got a brilliant idea. A really brilliant idea that no one could think of. What a smart boy Tom is.
TOM: How about we go look for them?
ALEX: We could have thought of that before!!
TOM: Well why didn’t you?
ALEX: Because I thought we can come up with a better plan. Even Jerry could think of that and that is saying something man.
JERRY: Hey! That’s not very nice you know.
TOM: Well it seems like we can’t so there. (Jerk at ALEX)
JERRY: Guys! Stop fighting like babies.
TOM: Who died and make you the oldest one?
JERRY: When the supposedly oldest brother acted like a kid.
TOM: You want to mess with me??
JERRY: Bring it on loser!!
TOM and JERRY started to wrestle each other to the ground. As they were rolling on the floor, ALEX saw something moving in the forest nearby. She broke up her brothers and tells them that she saw something in the forest.
ALEX: Guys! Guys! Stop it! I think I just saw something moving in the forest. (Points at the forest)
JERRY: What did you see? It must be Indiana Jones bragging about the diamond, it was ours! Man if I see the guy again I’m going to kick his butt!!
ALEX: I don’t know. It went by so swiftly. All I could see was that it’s fast. But let’s find out.
TOM: Alright then. It could be mom and dad.
ALEX: Or maybe werewolves!
TOM: Would you stop with the werewolves!!! There are not such things as werewolves!!!! (Werewolves howls) Then again, I could be wrong.
The kids walked into the mysterious forest. After some time they reached an opening area what seems to be a ruins.
TOM: Guys. Do you see that?
ALEX: I see it...I think...I think it’s CANDYLAND!!!!!!
TOM: What??!! No, Candy land does not exist!!! (Saw a signboard that says Candyland) Man today is just not my day!
JERRY: Hey look guys! It’s a sign board. (Picks up a stop sign)
ALEX: Huh? A stop sign?
JERRY: Oh not that one. This one! (Puts up the sign board that read ‘HOG’ with dusts covering the rest of the letters)
ALEX: It says HOG….something. I can’t read the rest of the letters.
TOM: (Picks up a duster that seem to appeared out of nowhere and wipe out the dusts revealing HOGWARTS.)
ALEX: OH MY GOD!! It’s Hogwarts!!
JERRY: You mean from Harry Potter??
TOM: That’s not possible! Harry Potter is not real! It’s just a fantasy.
ALEX: Then how do you explain this then? I think this was Hogwarts a long time ago. I wonder what had happened to it.
TOM: This is weird guys. I have a bad feeling about this. But don’t you guys think it’s weird and somehow like it was all planned out?
ALEX: Yeah. I have the same feelings man. Since the day we got here I told you guys that I have a bad feeling about this. That day seem so far away now.
JERRY: No you didn’t. You said that it was going to be delightful. Beside, it was only yesterday that we got here. And you were so excited.
ALEX: I did not say that!
JERRY: Actually you did and I have all recorded.
ALEX: What? No you didn’t. Stop messing with me young man.
As the kids seemed to be busy trying to figure out what is happening, a shadow lurking behind the woods observing their moves. But the shadow was careless and stepped on a branch that makes a sound loud enough for the kids to hear.
TOM: Guys be quiet for a second. Do you hear that? What’s that sound?
JERRY: What sound? I don’t hear anything.
TOM: Sssshhusshhh…..listen carefully!
ALEX: Oh I heard it. I think it’s coming from the forest!
JERRY: (Spotted something and points at the shadow) Yeah I heard it too. THERE!! I see it!! It’s running away!! Let’s go get it!!!
The kids started chasing after the shadow. The shadow again showed his carelessness when he tripped on a large root and fell down revealing his face. It wasn’t what they were expecting.
JERRY: IT’S HARRY POTTER!!!!!!
ALEX: No way!!!!!!
TOM: Oh my god!
(The shadow got up and introduced himself to the kids)
HARRY: Aye. It is me. Harry Potter. The Boy-Who-Lived.
ALEX: But you don’t like a boy.
JERRY: Yeah. You seemed older and uglier. You got all of those wrinkles!
HARRY: Hey! That’s appalling! You hurt my sensitive feelings. (Started to cry)
TOM: Aww you poor thing. My brother and sister didn’t mean what they say. You looked awesome.
HARRY: You think so?
TOM: I know so. (A dramatic music was playing in the background)
JERRY: Okay man that was weird. Stop it.
TOM: (Realized that it was getting weird stop what he was doing.) Uh yeah…weird.
HARRY: umm yeah you’re right.
ALEX: So why are you here Harry? Where’s everyone?
HARRY: Everyone that you know of was murdered. Everyone. I was the last survivor of that disastrous massacre. Even Hermione, Ron, Ginny and Hagrid. They were all dead and killed ruthlessly and with no sympathy whatsoever.
TOM: By whom?
HARRY: He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!!
JERRY: You mean…….DARTH VADER!!!!!
HARRY: What? What the bloody cricket?? No. Where did that come from? Do you even watch my series? Or read it?
JERRY: Of course I have! (Getting embarrass) I was just testing you to see if you remember your enemy.
HARRY: Yeah right.
ALEX: So who is it again?
HARRY; My god people! It’s Voldemort okay. God!
TOM: OHHHHH!!!!! I remember! The dude with the scar on his forehead! I’ve always hated him. He’s so annoying!
HARRY: NO!!! That’s me!! (Showed his scar)
TOM: Wait a second. YOU’RE Voldemort!!!
HARRY: NO!!! I’M HARRY!!!!!
JERRY: Hahaha! He said he’s HAIRY! Get it?? Hairy? Like full of hair?? Get it??
ALEX: Yeah we get it Jerry. You’re so immature.
HARRY: (Sigh) That’s beside the point. The point is that Voldemort has kidnapped your parents and is planning to sacrifice them to raise an entire legion of undead army. Just like what he did 100 years ago. It’s dreadful just to think about it.
TOM: That’s not good. We must do something. We must bring back our parents!
ALEX: Yeah but what? We’re just normal kids. We don’t have any powers or weapons. All I have is this stick that I found back there.
HARRY: No that’s not a stick! That’s my wand! Anyway, fellas you are the chosen ones.
(Neo comes in and said)
NEO: I thought I was the chosen one!
ANAKIN: Me too! That’s what the Jedi said.
HARRY; Well they lied okay…..they just said that to not hurt your feelings.
NEO: Curse you Morpheus!!!!!
ANAKIN: And you Obi-Wan!!!!!!
Both leave the stage.
JERRY: How can we be the chosen ones? Who chose us?
HARRY: The prophecy has told that the sons of Adam and daughter of Eve will bring balance to the world and destroy all evil that existed in our world. (Dramatic song starts playing)
(Yoda appears out of no where and says) (Dramatic song stops)
YODA: Yes, balance to the world sons of Adam and daughter of Eve will bring
HARRY: Shut up Yoda!!
YODA: Awww..I want my mummy~ (runs away while crying)
ALEX: Hey! That’s mean of you.
HARRY: So what?
TOM: Yea! So what? (Stick out his tongue at Alex)
HARRY:Anyway where was I? (Pause for a short while) Oh yeah! (Dramatic song plays again) Only by combining the strength and wits of the chosen ones, we will be able to defeat Voldermort.
JERRY: What? Kill you? (Throws a rock at harry)
HARRY: Not me man, what are you doing?? I said Voldermort!
TOM: Did he say vodka? (Looks at alex)
HARRY: What?? Never mind, come with me (leads them into Hogwarts)
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Scene 3
Harry leads each of them into 3 different rooms
The 1st room – the strength test
HARRY: Today, I shall help each of you to discover your abs, I mean abilities, who is the eldest here?
TOM: I am.
HARRY: Well then, it is believed that you posses a mystical strength, let us harness that power.
TOM: (scratches head) errr...Okay. Are you sure though? Can I have other powers?
HARRY: No! It has been written in the prophecy. You can’t alter it.
TOM: Who wrote the prophecy?
HARRY: Ermm I don’t know actually. I think its J.K. Rowling or something like that but let’s not get carried away. Enter Claire!
(Claire walks in)
HARRY: I would like you to meet Claire from Heroes!
ALEX: OMG!! IT’S CLAIRE!!! (Runs to Claire) Can I have your signature?
CLAIRE: Uhh...Sure... (Signs a piece of paper)
HARRY: Are you done??? Come here Claire, Tom, I would like you to do anything you can to wound Claire, she can’t die, no matter what you do.
TOM: Uhh...Sure (picks up a small rock and throws at Claire)
CLAIRE: Ouch! Haha, it doesn’t even hurrrr (falls down and dies)
HARRY: Errr...Okay...Didn’t know that was going to happen. Well I presume you passed then since she died. Alright next!
(JERRY walks in)
HARRY: Now for your test it’s to test your strength of mentality Let me introduce you to Matt!!
JERRY: Who’s Matt?
HARRY: He’s that cop in Heroes.
JERRY: Really? How come I never know him?
MATT: Man I get this every single time! People only know the cheerleader. What’s up with that??
JERRY: Cause your name is not as cool as the rest so sorry dude.
HARRY: I have to consent with the kid. They should have thought of a better name for you like Riddix. Now that’s a groovy name.
MATT: Aww just shut up! You want me to use my powers or not??
HARRY: Oh yeah. Sorry, sorry. Now Jerry, Matt will attempt to get into your mind because that is one of Voldemort’s powers which is mind reading. I want you to block out your mind and clear it so that you won’t be controlled by him.
JERRY: Alright then.
MATT began to use his mind power on JERRY. When he entered JERRY’s mind, he heard a weird noise. Turned out it’s the ‘I like to move it move it’ song from Madagascar. He started to dance uncontrollably that he couldn’t control his power and he exploded. *narrator starts to sing the song* Oops sorry. Let’s get back to the story.
HARRY: Blimey! This is just too much casualty! Next!
ALEX walks in
HARRY: Now this is my favorite trial for you. It’s the test of inner strength. Bring on Aslan!!!!
ASLAN charged into the room fiercely.
HARRY: (Shriek like a little girl)
ALEX: (Yawn)
HARRY: Erm yeah. I was not terrified at all. It’s just my shrieking power. I can tell that you’re scared.
ALEX: (sarcastically) Ooooo I’m so scared Harriana. (Starts teasing harry)
HARRY: Stop that!
ALEX: Or what? You shriek again? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HARRY: No! Stop it! Let’s get back to training. Now I want to roar as loud as you can and as fierce as you can.
ALEX: Roar (boringly)
HARRY: No, louder!
ALEX: Roar!
HARRY: (sigh) Aslan show her please.
ASLAN began to open his mouth and meowed. ALEX started to laugh so hard that ASLAN flee into the woods.
HARRY: Seriously if this continues I’m going to kill myself. Alright fellas. Now for your final trial, you have to battle ME!!!!!!
ALEX: Okay. Piece of cake.
HARRY: You’re not frightened?
JERRY: Should we? I mean your old man. You like die from heart attack or something. Are sure you want to do this?
TOM: Yeah. I mean you don’t look intimidating enough. I was more scared at Aslan than you.
HARRY: I’m not am I? (Opened his robe revealing his six pack)
ALEX: SWEET! (Drools)
HARRY: HAHAHA, I got you little rascals!
ALEX: (back to reality) huh? I was dreaming of candy land, what’s up?
Tom and Jerry then appear and don’t seem to notice anything
HARRY:Haha! Observe the new and improve Harry Potter!
TOM: Man..you’re so hairy man
JERRY: That looks like six tires man
HARRY: (emo-es in the corner) mummy, daddy, why is the world so hard on me~ (sobs quietly)
Unknown voice: My son.
HARRY: Dad?
Unknown voice: yes son, it’s me, Bruce Almighty.
HARRY: Huh?
Unknown voice: Oops...wrong drama
HARRY: Err..okay..So where were we? Oh yeah! Now I shall use my powers and call a snake in, you must use your strength to defeat it
Harry speaks in a weird language and a large snake appears , the large snake heads towards harry and start biting him
HARRY: You have not see the last of me~ (disappears)
ALEX: Okay. That was weird.
TOM: Yeah. He died right?
JERRY: I think so. Oh well. Let’s get out of here.
Scene 4
The children left the ruins with a heavy heart and a new burden, knowing that only they can help tip the balance of good and evil.
TOM: Man… what are we going to do? Hairy is gone
*SOUL HARRY: Don’t call me Hai-ry its Harry.
JERRY: Did you hear something?
ALEX: Errr…no? Should I?
Suddenly, Voldemort appears
VOLDEMORT: Hahaha, so you three are the chosen ones? Man they chose with too little requirements lately, even at the bank they want people with CGPA over 3.5... Oh sorry, wrong script.
ALEX: OMG! It’s him! Hey (looks behind voldemort who is sorting out his scripts) that’s mum and dad!
TOM: Yeah! Man they look old and messy.
MUM and DAD: We heard that young man!
JERRY: Ooooo you’re in big trouble!
TOM: err , heh , sorry
VOLDEMORT: Ahh, here’s the right one, it says that Voldemort will face the chosen ones. So I guess we should start fighting right?
JERRY: Err...Okay...
VOLDEMORT: Now let’s duel!
TOM: (throws a small rock at voldemort) Here! Take this!
VOLDEMORT: Hahaha, it doesn’t even hurt, now I shall cause you mental breakdown! ( attempt to read Jerry’s mind ) he like to move it move it ( points at Tom ) , she like to move it move it ( points at Alex ) , we like to move it move it ( sweeps hand around )
JERRY: Wow...he dance better than Rihanna
VOLDEMORT: Ahhh! What is this magic?
ALEX: Man lets just get on with this (roars at voldemort)
VOLDEMORT: Hahaha, I’m not even scared
ALEX: Oh yeah? (Meows at voldemort)
Voldemort: Ahhh, no! Please stop! I can’t take it, you shall pay, and I shall now summon my snake! Nagi!!!
Suddenly Spiderman swings in and knocks voldermort out of the window.
SPIDERMAN: Hey guys! I’m your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman!
TOM: Err…dude. Wrong drama…
SPIDERMAN: What? Oh man…that’s the fifth time, arghhh! (Swings away)
JERRY: Well, that’s the end right? (Goes and free parents)
ALEX: I guess so. I mean the script says the end.
Just then, the soul of Harry appears (dramatic music plays)
HARRY: You have done well Obi Wan...AH!..I mean Chosen Ones, you have shown bravery beyond your limits and exceptional love for your parents and also brought peace to these dead lands, there’s nothing we can do to repay you except this (gives JERRY a pacifier) May Vin Diesel be with you (disappears)
TOM: Wait! Come back!
ALEX: Yeah! Come back Hairy!
JERRY: Who the heck’s Vin Diesel?
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(Scene opens)
The Narrator appears with a long white coat. Kind of like a therapist coat. Behind her we can a man jumping up and down like a kid.
NARRATOR: Now that was another fantasy from one of my patient. As you all have already guessed, I am a therapist for this mental institute. I have heard numerous of stories but this one was a great example of how you cannot let your fantasy take over your reality. Many people like to imagine things beyond their mind. But sometimes they’ve gone too far and let their imagination controlled them. This happens a lot in human’s lives. As shown, he is one of our examples, (Bring the guy to the front) Mr. Frank Higginbottoms. Before, he was a successful business man. Until his company bankrupt and he was left stranded by people who the thought he could count on. Since then, he began to imagining so much that now, he let his imagination becomes his reality. That’s the moral of this story. You can have imagination, but not too much. You must know what the difference between imagination and reality is. Thank you. I hope you all were pleased.
(Close scene)
